Indiana Jones 3...we had Elders going to this movie. Life of Brian stoning people who say Jehovah...so funny! Even "Supergirl" where someone knocks on the door of the secret hideout and the villain says "if that's those damn Jehovahs Witnesses again!" We were a real 1970-2018 pain in the ass.
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Movies that used the term Jehovah Watchtower or Witnesses!
by Witness 007 inindiana jones 3...we had elders going to this movie.
life of brian stoning people who say jehovah...so funny!
even "supergirl" where someone knocks on the door of the secret hideout and the villain says "if that's those damn jehovahs witnesses again!
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Throwing rice at wedding banned! J.W don't want you to have kids!
by Witness 007 inrutherford in his last book in 1942 ironic that it was called "children" told witnesses don't have any kids!!!
armageddon is just afew years away.
2022 many witnesses still live by this ideal...i have no kids at 50 years old because of this idiot!.
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Rutherford in his last book in 1942 ironic that it was called "Children" told Witnesses don't have any kids!!! Armageddon is just afew years away. 2022 many Witnesses still live by this ideal...I have no kids at 50 years old because of this idiot!
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Aussies closed all the coal power plants...now we have blackouts no electricity!
by Witness 007 inso we have been "green" blowing up all our coal power plants now they are saying we are like north korea...expect regular power blackouts.
who is running this show?.
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So we have been "green" blowing up all our coal power plants now they are saying we are like North Korea...expect regular power blackouts. Who is running this show?
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Fancy dress parties banned...anyone else?
by Witness 007 inwe had 2 fancy dress parties in our congregation...before the ban.
it was the best fun we ever had together.
problem was some came as pirates with swords!
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We had 2 fancy dress parties in our congregation...before the ban. It was the BEST fun we ever had together. Problem was some came as pirates with swords! A cowboy with a gun. A male pioneer came as a female ballerina. This is just looking for J.W trouble! A Witness brought her bible study to show we had normal parties and fun like everyone....no wrong not anymore! Also one time a Ministerial servant dressed as Elvis sang some songs lost all his "privledges." A brother and his bride wanted a pirate themed wedding and the Elder refused to marry them because of the fake swords....the control and bullcrap is just mindblowing! All bible students should SEE this before signing your life away.
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THIS MAN Changed your life - Did you know that?
by Terry inthis man changed your life - did you know that?.
our story begins 6 years later in 1782 in pittsfield, massachusetts.
there is a family of 16 children called the miller family.
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And people learned nothing from Millers false prediction??? At least Seven day Adventists never made a prediction again.
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Inactive after 6 months: where is it written?
by psyco ini cannot find written anywhere that after 6 months without preaching activities reported you are considered an inactive jw.. where is this written?
or is it a non-written rule?.
thanks..
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Yet your a member till you die it's been 15 years and I could still be disfellowshiped...wierd.
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Response to "The Flood is Real, Because ..."
by Simon ini remember one of the flowchart responses to people questioning the biblical flood was something along the lines that "every culture has a flood story".. of course, nearly everywhere has flooded at one time or another and we know there are minor floods and then there are the 1-in-1000 year kind of weather event, that tend to get a mention (anyone from the uk will still talk about the summer of '76, and that's probably nothing in comparison to a decent flood).. but the inference is that the flood must be real, because every culture has a flood story.. the best response is "now do dragons".. because apparently, nearly every culture also has a dragon legend.. does it mean dragons exist?
some desperate jw may show their ignorance by suggesting that man lived at the same time as dinosaurs and they are what the stories were based on.
fun fact: stegosaurus was a fossil when t-rex was alive for longer than it's been since t-rex has been a fossil to us - we're talking old, and no overlap (ignore the map in the cover of the old green bible).. do jws still even bother trying to defend the cray-cray aesop-fable kind of ot beliefs?.
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I realised there are flood legends before the bible in many cultures which means Noah is invented and did not exist....it's a copy of an older story.
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Are Witnesses guiness book of records most false predictions Armageddon...yes!
by Witness 007 inthere has always been churches that made false predictions for armagedon.
but i challenge you how many times did witnesses say the end was here?
15 or 20 officially in the publications anyone know?
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There has always been churches that made false predictions for Armagedon. But I challenge you how many TIMES did Witnesses say the end was here? 15 or 20 officially in the publications anyone know? One rarely known one was 1942 Rutherford's book "Enemies" explained that Facists would soon start Armageddon.
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Best part from the bible even an atheist loves...could change the world (Ukraine.)
by Witness 007 inas an atheist i now still love these comments better then anything in shakespeare.
(jesus) "return your sword to its place, for he who lives by the sword shall die by the sword....love your neighbour as yourself.
turn the other cheek.
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Yeah hang on guys he asked them to bring swords to make a point...which Peter used to cut a roman ear off then Jesus heals him...and he was talking about causing division and controversy not wars.Think about it. Jesus did not get rid of the nazi Romans.
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Randy's Leaked Bethel Video!--Do You Remember?
by Atlantis inrandy's leaked bethel video, do you remember this post?.
https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/203579/watchtowers-new-entrants-get-hear-governing-body-share-their-qualifications.
if you have a copy of that video please send me a private message.
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Atlantis your great bring me any old stuff I luv it.